My father served in the US Coast Guard during the second world war. He didn't like it much, the environment either being too hot or too cold, with Spartan accommodations. For basic training he was stationed at the Ponce de Leon Hotel in St. Augustine, Florida. When I visited St. Augustine (I lived in Jacksonville, FL), I once took a tour that included the renowned Ponce de Leon. When the tour guide pontificated about the luxuries of the Ponce, I thoroughly confounded her by announcing that my father had stayed at the Ponce and found it oppressively hot and overcrowded, and the room service that was so poor no one used it. While our guide was sputtering, I mentioned that the U.S. Government had paid for the entire stay, including meals and a host of activities. I added that my father told me that the food was terrible, the worst he'd ever had, and the activities were even worse than the food. I had the tour group's interest by that time, and completed my impromptu lecture by stating that the worst part about his entire stay was that they had some nut that would get up before dawn and blow a trumpet, waking everyone up.